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| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu! Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy... a song about a little boy and his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... the little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also a hippo.
Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull. Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh! Larry: This is me and the bull. Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh! Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a cebu! Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway? Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See? Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!
Cebu!
cebu
Boy is riding with cebu
Boy is riding with cebu
Into town in his canoe
Into town in his canoe
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing.
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Can't see boy and three cebus
Can't see boy and three cebus
Sad cebu is rowing and crying
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Cebu!
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!
Hippo seen by mute cebu
hippo seen by mute cebu
Tries to tell the other two
tries to tell the other two
Mute cebu is waving and grunting
::muffled:: Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m M-m.
Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m Mhum-m-m M-m.
Larry: Uh-oh. Archibald: Wait! What happens next? Larry: Um ... Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum? Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again. Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this. Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu! Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu! Larry: No, Wait ... that's a water buffalo. Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another verse or two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo Jimmy: I want my money back! Jerry: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.
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| so, uh, I officially dominate at stick shift. WOOT WOOT! It's like a game... stall in the middle of major intersections mostly for about a week, realize that, once again, some minor detail changes EVERYTHING and solves all your problems, and then dominate. It's a funny story, really. You should ask me sometime and I'll tell you.
tada. | | |
| Ya know, all I ever really wanted was to be able to work... How many people do you know that say that? Come On HOURS!!! The harder I try, the more I just can't find anything or make it work.Everything's falling apart. I'm not going to make any money this summer. Bring on the student loans! | | |
| I would advise everyone to say off the roads... 
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| So I'm officially out of Highschool!!!
And have been cleaning the house all day....
Ah, well...
I think this is the longest I've ever gone without updating of some sort. Wow.
this is the most pathetic hing I think I've ever written. Sorry guys. What do you want me to write?
I've got nothin. | | |
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